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PROFILING QUIZ
by anonymous
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone--particularly fanatics intent on killing us--airport screeners are not allowed to profile people. They will, however, continue to perform random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, and 85-year
old Congressmen with metal hips.
Let's pause a moment and take the following test...
In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were killed at the Munich Olympics by:
(a) Your Grandmother;
(b) The night cleaning crew at Rockefeller Center;
(c) A Mom & her 6 year old son visiting from Iowa; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from the Lichen Herbarium of the University of Oslo;
(b) The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) US Marines;
(b) CNN;
(c) Sean Hannity; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) A woman who was 8 months pregnant;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985, the Italian cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old disabled American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard, wheelchair and all, by:
(a) Sonny Corleoni;
(b) A group of 6th graders on a field trip;
(c) A blues band from New Orleans; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) A flight attendant;
(b) The co-pilot;
(c) An infant in a pumpkin seat; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) A college girl;
(b) A businessman on his way to Detroit;
(c) Butch and Sundance, who had a few sticks of dynamite left over
from their train mission; or,
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by:
(a) The cast of " Cats " ;
(b) Martha Stewart;
(c) Cheese-crazed tourists from Wisconsin; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania a were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems;
(c) A family on their way to Disneyworld; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wil E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd;
(b) A firefighter;
(c) A doctor traveling to a conference; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 7 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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Comment from the candidate, David Sadler
Does anyone see a pattern here? Why are we fooling around? America is immobilized with Political Correctness. PC is a national security threat. This candidate is not concerned about being political correct, but I will strive my best to be constitutionally correct.
Under the pretext of government provided security, I will not trade away:
- the right to an attorney and attorney/client privileges
- the right to a public trial by a jury of peers
- the requirement for a warrant to be issued prior to property search and seizure
Each of these constitutional rights have been eroded since 9-11, but Political Correctness has grown stronger. Grandmothers and babies are being searched at airports while those fitting the description of the perpetrators of the terrorist incidents above walk right on though if their randomly selected number excuses them from being searched. How insane is this? We must stop it. I will vote to stop if you will elect me in November.
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